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| im feeling nice today. lolx. i removed the music le. even i think its annoying lorx. hahax. ok lahx, came for fun onli. hmmm. sharon, u are supposed to taggggggg. hahx. cyax. | | |
| hahax.. blogging. hmmx. nothing much happened lately lorx.. oh ya.. friday went home after choir.. then forgot to bring the keys.. stupid rite.. im already at the doorstep.. then i went ta suntec ta meet my sis.. we went ta nydc for a light dinner.. ya rite, light.. we ended up eating mudpies.. gawd. pure icecream.one whole chunk of it. i almost died eating it. whoa. my sis de is nicer. mine is not so nice. then went ta watch i robots. nice nice. lolx. sunny is so cute!!! oooh~. lolx. then wat ar. then i was super tired. ir each home le immediately go slp. change from my pinafore to shorts then slp le. lolx. then woke up the next morning feeling sick. ate some medicine then went ta slp again. then woke up and bathe. its gross not to bathe anqi. lolx. then watched the gui ma kuang xiang qu or something. the cecilia chueng movie. lolx. funny. but after that felt unwell again so went ta slp. like 9 something. then woke up early today feeling refreshed. lolx. hahax. better le. stomach flu *achoo achoo* joking. hahahhax. then watched tv and ate mac. lolx. now i almost every sunday eating mac breakfast. cos my sis went for aerobics in the morning then will buy back for me. shuang sia. lolx. then wat ar. ya played comp lorx. sianx. i wanna pierce my ear!!! | | |
| John woke up early in the morning, with a bad
hangover.
He forced his eyes to open...
found a glass of water and painkillers on the
table besides his bed
and his work clothes tidily-ironed and folded on
the other side of the bed.
He took the painkillers and fond a note
underneath:
Honey,
I'm going for shopping.
I've made you breakfast.
Have it when it's still hot.
Love you~~
He went to the dining table and found his fav
brekky plus a morning paper.
He asked his son
Son,
tell me what happened last night?
The son answered
Errr...
You came home at 3
walking zig-zag and shouting to us so loud
breaking some furniture
then funnily banging your head to the wall
thats how you got the black eye...
He didnt understand
But, why now the house is so clean, where is
those breaking furniture?
and your mom isnt angry at all and also making
me a great brekky?
The son smiling at him, replied
Right...
See, mom was pissed off to see you come home
deadly drunk last night.
She dragged you to the room and tried to change
your dirty clothes.
When she took off your pants,
you yelled at her
Hey, Missy
You'd better stay away from me!!!
I'm married! ...
Conclusion:
Drunk - $2,000
Broken furniture - $15,000
Breakfast - $250
Say the right (or sweet) thing - PRICELESS | | |
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